One toof Willy: Parking Nightmare
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Match: Man vs. The Wild City
RECORD: 1-1
Subject: Parking at / around loft (not in garage)
Verdict: Close Loss
Where do I start and how did I get into the daily chaos of sifting through dimes in my console like a crack head to get an extra 7 minutes at the meter or making sure I carry a wad of $5’s to pay the parking attendant who usually doesn’t have change, but makes sure he has a dozen of wings to go to town on. Well see it’s a little complicated. My loft came with with an underground parking garage. What a great perk! Well not with this guy and his full bed Ford F-150. To get in that garage you have to have a ”SMART” car or at least a 2 door. Really any size car that can fit in the bed of my truck. So here I am parking on the street or the parking lot which severely threatens my 2 months break-in free track record.
Parking on the streets with a meter is free after 6:00 P.M. and on weekends. This usually works out on Monday and Tuesday because it is usually quiet. Even the active need a few days downtime. When there isn’t a spot there is where things start to piss you off. There is a lot full of glass (1 flat tire) in the back that is $5.00 a night and $10 on main events. A few situations:
- Parking lot attendant doesn’t have change for a $20 (Yes he is eating chicken wings again), but then says “Do you have anything smaller. Can you just give me $10 and come back later for change?” He then says “you can’t park unless you make change.” What parking attendant doesn’t have change for a $20? After thinking more I probably am just buying his next order of wings or helping with a down payment on his next dentist appointment for his toof.
- The parking lot attendant is not always there every night and they expect you to roll up a $5 and place in the rusted aluminum container for the spot your on. You can then stop by St. Louis Urgent Care on your way in for a tetanus shot. If you don’t follow these steps you will have a ticket the next morning that says “see attendant”. Sometimes you can just leave the old ones in there and fake them if they don’t read it. I think after 4 or 5 that say “see attendant” they pick up that I am dodging them.
- Don’t get me started on no in/out priveleges and charging $10 because of an NCAA event. $20 for the day to park in front of my loft.
Now one can argue that I should buck up and pay $80 a month for a parking permit or follow the rules for $5 parking. I personally don’t blame the attendants for doing their job or having public parking. This is a valuable revenue maker and a place to park for visitors to St. Louis. The reason that I am taking this one negative is that it still seems that the city doesn’t do anything to attract residents and provide benefits of paying a St. Louis City Tax. They can care less if you live there and care less if you don’t have change apparently.
Note: This loss could change in the future when I buy a car that will fit in the underground garage. Or maybe it will be a scooter or motorcycle. After that I can care less about parking.










